Obama's Been in Office Long Enough. Time to Commoditize Him.
How best to commemorate the trendiest American icon today? With another American icon: the Chia pet.
"Your Chia Obama is a symbol of liberty. Opportunity. Prosperity. Hope."
Snap yours up at chiaobama.com and select fine retailers in the Midwest. You can also stimulate the Commander in Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief's hair growth -- and make a nice mantlepiece display -- by setting his Sweet! and Marvelous! Beanie Baby daughters on either side of his face. (Or not. Limelight moms pursuing "a normal life" for their kids...? --Such a buzzkill.)