Help Quique the Debauched Argentinian Head Find a Body.

Yours might very well do.

Read more sad sad life story. And in the event you're still wearing your WTF face, bear in mind this is Diesel. Diesel of the meat puppet.

And if that doesn't compel you to slather your leggums in overpriced jeans, by gad we don't know what will! (*eyeroll*)