I Pledge Allegiance to My Boobs

OK so that headline is a near rip-off from Agency Spy but there aren't many ways to encapsulate the content of this new commercial for the Susan G. Komen breast cancer organization. In the commercial, we see shot after shot of women cupping their breasts as they pledge allegiance to their girls, hooters, tatas and gazongas.

Yes, the American Pledge of Allegiance has been re-written as a boob joke. A book joke for a good cause, of course.