If You Cannot Come to Wrath of Cannes, Wrath of Cannes Will Come to You
Steve mentioned earlier that there are some Wrath of Cannes shirts going around, and yeah, those rumours are true: the other day the Wrath's Kristen Bryan found me, handed me a Grand Coney tee and asked me to strike a "sexy" pose.
Not sure what one of those looks like, since I by nature just ooze sex out of my pores, so I whipped out some creepy awkward fist-to-face thing that was probably planted in my subconscious by AsianPoses.com.
The real Cannes is officially invaded. New goal - to actually experience Wrath of Cannes live. Someday.