- Some hot women. Four martini flavors. A webcam. Fun.
- Here's that Ali Larter Absolut Lemon Drop short film.
- Vuvuzelas get silenced courtesy if Off.
- Hungry for Wheat Thins? Just tweet it and you'll be surprised what ends up in your driveway.
- What's all the fuss over Vuvuzelas? We had these things years ago and, as kids, used to blow them during parades.
- Want to see a derivatively boring car commercial? Look no further than this Dynamic Marketing Group-created VW GTI ad.
You know those rebate programs that make you do all kinds of work just to get $5 off something? Well, KFC is up to it and promises to send a Doublicious gift certificate to anyone who mails in a vuvuzela to KFC headquarters by July 15.
If we weren't on vacation and lacking motivation, we'd take the time to do a little math. But there's no need because we're guessing the cost to package and mail a vuvuzela will exceed the value of the gift certificate. And we'll take pleasure in that becasue we're also guessing there are plenty of math-challenged idiots out there who won't realize this and will go for the deal anyway.
Want a chance to win a new Ford Explorer? Well you can if you click the Facebook Like button on the Ford Explorer page 30,000 times. After 30,000 clicks a sweepstakes will be unlocked allowing people to enter to win.
Ford is promoting its new, "reinvented" Explorer which comes with a four cylinder EcoBoost engine and...hmm...inflatable rear seatbelts. Wow. We really are getting ever closer to that scene in Demolition Man where Sylvester Stallone becomes encased in one massive airbag after a crash.
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Here we go again. Peta. Veggies. Hotties covered in lettuce. All to convince us meat is bad and veggies are good. This time it's actress Lara Dutta donning the leaves for the cause.
Personally, we prefer her in a bikini. And short shorts. Under shower of water.
Gee thanks, AdFreak. Thanks for helping the us toss up our bloody mary this morning after watching this Atticus Finch-created PSA for NHS Northamptonshire. We just love watching idiotic teens drink themselves into oblivion and swim in their own puke.
But there was a silver lining to this vomit-fest. It woke us up. Oh yes it did. For a while there, we thought we were just going to blow the day off and head to the beach. Now, it seems, we just might do a little work. If only to take our mind off the disgusting realization getting drunk can, well, be really, really gross.