Got Milk Gets Lindsey Vonn

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Unless you’re an avid skier, you probably have no idea who Lindsey Vonn is. Well, she’s an Olympic Gold Medal winner for downhill skiing. The win, during the 2010 Winter Olympics, was a big deal because it was the first time an American woman took home the Gold.

Earlier this week, two new Got Milk ads featuring Vonn made their debut and we are speechless. Horrified. Words simply cannot describe. How could her handlers allow this? How could this have passed through the approval process? How could they allow this offense to be seen by the public. The ramifications of this will be felt for years. Who was asleep at the wheel and allowed this travesty?

Clearly, her boobs look much too large and they should have been digitally reduced.

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