New Headless GoDaddy Girl is Hot

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No, we still don’t know who she is but now we have a picture of her entire body. Yes, her head is cut off which just begs a butterface joke but we’ll refrain from sinking into that gutter. Oh wait.

Anyway, she has two legs (nice ones, two arms, two boobs (looking fairly curvaceous) and likes to wear short shorts.

That’s really all we have to go on for now. Any of you care to guess who this finely shaped lady is? Will you jump out of your seat during the game when she is unveiled?

Or will you yawn when you realized is just another GoDaddy marketing ploy?

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