Chinese Boob Clamp Creates Epic Cleavage

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And you thought we were obsessed with boobs? Clearly, you haven’t met the Chinese. Or the Japanese. But in this case, we’re taking about the Chinese and a commercial for a line of…hmm…what shall we call it…boob wear that miraculously gives a woman epic cleavage.

Actually, it’s not all that miraculous. It’s just a corset that squeezes the crap out of your boobs so that even a woman with an A cup can have drool-inducing cleavage. Kind of like the bra a traffic manager we knew a while back always wore. The thing looked painful. But it did make her boobs look huge and her cleavage endless.

The things women will do…oh wait…it’s all mens’ fault. If men didn’t obsess over boobs, women would just wear comfortable, baggy tops without a care in the world how their breasts appeared to others.

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