Drink Milk. Get Laid By A Water Nymph

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There’s nothing worse than a sex dream that gets interrupted before, well, you “finish.” So drink milk and get laid by a water nymph. Yea, that’s the message Jeff Goodby gives us in this Goodby, Silverstein & Partners commercial for the California Milk Processors Board.

So yea. Drink milk. Get laid. And “finish” your sex dreams. Which, apparently, milk can guarentee if you drink a glass before bed.

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