Dollar Shave Club Wants to Wipe Your Ass
Dollar Shave Club, which recently introduced a whole new way for men to buy razor blades, has introduced One Wipe Charlies. Yes, butt wipes for men. Apparently, it's a thing. That thing being men wiping their ass with wet baby wipes instead of toilet paper.
Capitalizing on that trend, and furthering his quest to "own the bathroom," Dollar Shave Club CEO Michael Dubin is out with another crazy, poop joke-laden promotional video which he, of course, refers to as "number two."
All manner of bear shitting in the woods humor ensues.
Did you know that according to a Dollar Shave Club survey, 51% of men use wet wipes and 16% use them exclusive of toilet paper. That's a lot of asses to sell One Wipe Charlies to.
Dubin aims to get this whole wet wip ass wiping thing out of the closet (24% or men hide their wipes in the bathroom and 23% buy them secretly online) and into the mainstream.
While you can buy razors even cheaper than those available at Dollar Shave Club (Google "Dorco"), we haven't had time to do an ass wipe cost comparison but we'll be sure to let you know as soon as we do,