When my friend Tim told me he just got a job in advertising and, like, everything about it had to do with sex, I thought this is perfect! I was out of college for just a couple months and all I was doing was clubbing, drinking and fighting off guys who only wanted me for sex. It's not like I had a sign on me that said, "Free orgasm. Insert here." I mean, my body IS like whoa but still. That doesn't mean any guy can just climb on top of me, groan like an animal for 60 seconds and unleash a torrent all up inside me whenever he feels like it. I mean come one. I have a college degree! I'm not just a repository for a guy's pent up urgencies whenever his need arises.
So when Tim told me about his job and that there was an opening at the company, I begged him to see if he could set up an interview for me. I'm not sure he was listening to me when I was talking to him because all he was doing was staring at my boobs but I guess he must have heard something because I did get the interview. This dude, Felix, called and said he could see me Tuesday morning so I started to think about what I was going to do to prepare, what I was going to say and what I was going to wear. Since Tim did tell me advertising was all about sex, I figured it would be smart and give me an advantage if I dressed the part. So, I went through my closet and tried on a bunch of my little skirts and tops, even this kinda see through top I have that's got a push up bra built in to it but it all just seemed really lame.
I needed a hook. Something to get me noticed. Something that was kinda professional but kinda sexy too. Then I was like damn, yellow stickies! They must use yellow stickies in advertising so I ran out and bought a whole bunch and brought them back to my apartment. I took all my clothes off and started to stick the stickies all over me trying to make some kind of hot outfit that Felix would also think was kinda cool since I was dressing like all those hot girls in the ads. I asked Tim to come over and tell me what looked good and how I should place the stickies but, just like a typical guy. all he did was get hard. i didn't feel like having sex at that moment so I told him to go to the bathroom and jack off, which, of course, he did in like two seconds.
Anyway, on Tuesday morning, I headed over to meet with Felix. I didn't think the rest of the word would understand why all I was wearing was stickies so I put a big sweater on until I was waiting outside Felix's office where I took it off. Everyone in the office was staring at me and whispering. I mean I guess I looked pretty weird but I thought this would be normal to them because all they do everyday is create ads with sex in them. I thought I'd be nothing special. But, by the look of the guys, I guess I was having some sort of affect on them.
After a few minutes, Felix came out of his office to get me and he looked as shocked as all the other guys. I was hoping this was a good thing because Tim kept telling me it was all about sex and I was trying to be as sexy as I could be so Felix would think highly of me. Actually, he did get pretty high in his pants so I guess that was a good sign the interview was going swell. We talked for a few minutes and Felix asked if he could take a few pictures. He told me it made it easier for him to remember the people he interviewed so I said sure and stood up for him. I even took a few stickies off to make me look even better:-)
As Felix took the pictures, I could tell he was extremely aroused which I thought was really odd. If advertising is about sex all the time, you think these guys would be able to control themselves. It made me kinda nervous but I didn't say anything because I just wanted him to like me and give me the job. I guess my stunt worked because Felix asked me back for a second interview. Oddly, he asked me to wear a lot more clothes to the next interview. Oh well, I guess I'm way sexier than I thought. After all, my body is like whoa. He hired me after the second interview!