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July 19, 2006

Absence Makes the Desire Grow Bigger

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When I haven't seen my boyfriend for a week in the summer because he works and I'm still in college, I always put this dress on because it just makes it really easy to do the first thing we always do after we haven't seen each other for a week. My fingers and toys - which I use all the time during the week - are no match for that huge dick of his that rips out of his pants as soon as he runs into the house. It's so funny. My roommates know how Steve and I get after being apart for a week and when they see me put on the dress...which they call the fuck dress...they know it's gonna get loud for a few hours.

When he runs in the house, he's already hard and I love to see him pull his pants off and watch his dick pop up. It sticks up way above his belly button!! Like to his chest!! I know he's really big but, fuck, it looks so much bigger every time I see it! All he can say when he runs in is, "Damn, baby, I gotta fuck you right now!" He just likes me to bend over and pull the dress up so he can do me from behind. Oh GOD it feels so good when he goes in but it really hurts too. He's almost so big that it sometimes takes a while to get in. When that happens, we both get so frustrated and run around trying to find something to rub on him to make it slide in easier. And when we do find something and I rub it on him, he's so hard that he just start shooting all over the place right away and yelling and yelling and yelling and grabbing me trying to get inside me before he's even stopped shooting the first time!

He's crazy. I've never been with anyone who shoots so much. He can shoot all the way across my room and it just doesn't stop once he starts! It lasts so long and he loves to splash it all over me which sometimes I think is really hot and sometimes really gross. Every other guy I've been with just has nothing left after they cum the first time. Steve. No way. As soon as he finished, he needs to go again so we can have sex over and over and over for hours!!! Fuck. I think I had an orgasm once that lasted for an hour! He tells me after a while my body just starts convulsing all over and I make these stutter like whiny noises. I don't remember any of that. Just that it feels so fucking great.

I usually need to stop before he's ready to finish. It just gets too painful having him in me for so long so if he still needs to shoot, I just let him jack it in front of me or I do it for him. The room is a gooey mess after we finish - which disgusts my roommates if they see if before I've cleaned - but I just couldn't live without him. Or his huge dick:-)

Short Skirt Dare Gets Messy Date

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I actually wore this skirt when my friends and I went on this school trip to some old battleship. I never wear it anywhere. I never wear any short skirts. My old boyfriend bought it for me cause he said I looked hot in it. I was so nervous because it was really windy that day and the skirt kept blowing up but Rebecca said if I made it through the day she'd try to hook me up with her brother who is wicked hot. She made me pose for this pic too because she said when her brother saw it, he's really want to go out with me. I've had other guys tell me My Body Is Like Whoa but this made me feel kinda sleazy...like Rebecca as selling me to her brother. She just laughed and said don't be stupid. You know all guys want is to get into your pants. That is true but it didn't make me feel any better.

The skirt made every guy stare at me too which was so annoying. They were all like, "Babe, that is hot!" Even the really old tour guide guy was staring at me too. Gross. Rebecca just laughed the whole time. One time while i was climbing up this really steep ladder to get so some other place on the boat, I told everyone to please not look up my skirt but none of the guys at the bottom of the ladder would move away. When I got half way up the ladder, this huge wind came and I could feel the skirt blowing all the way up but I couldn't let go of the ladder. I knew it blew up too because all those guys sounded like they were having some kind of group orgasm. I can't even describe the sounds. Disgusting. At least I wasn't wearing a thong.

Anyway, I made it though the day but it was really really weird because every single person...even girls...were looking at me. It felt really strange. I did go on a dat with Wayne but it sucked. He said I had to wear the skirt so I did but as soon as he got me in his car and saw me sit, he started touching me and kissing me and rubbing me. I didn't really want to but it felt so good and he was really REALLY hot so I just let him fuck me right in the car. He lasted like three seconds before he went into this incredibly loud and long...and messy...orgasm. After, I wished I never let him because he had like the tiniest dick and I got nothing from it. Except his mess all over me. Gross. It gave me a good reason to throw the skirt away.

Bubble Butt And Flour On Counter Get Hubby to Pick Up Kids

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I think it borders on a freakish fetish but my husband loves when I climb around on the kitchen counters wearing a thong. He says he likes my bubble butt and he likes to imagine me cooking dressed like that. I tell him to imagine all he wants because I hate cooking. Besides, he does it all anyway and it's really good. I would just screw it up.

When I saw this website, I thought, yea, My Body Is Like Whoa so I thought I'd contribute my little story about how my body makes my man do weird stuff. I've always been able to get guys to do whatever I want by teasing them and it's not much different with my husband. I mean I'm not malicious about it but I just kinda like to play with him and tease him and stuff. He likes to do this weird thing where he puts flour all over the counter and asks me to bend over in it while he...yea..does me doggy style. I like to tease him and tell him he has to promise to get the kids from daycare before I let him. He always says yes:-)

Bursting Buttons Make For Gooey Pool Water

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My boyfriend loves to take pictures of me like this with my boobs pushed out. He likes how my shirts are always really tight around my boobs and how they make the buttons stretch. I think it's weird but it seems get him all...ya know...wanting me. Sometimes when he takes pix of my like this the buttons actually pop right off the shirt and that that just makes him so crazy. He drops the camera and like jumps all over me. I'm used to it now but I still think it's so funny that guys completely lose all control when they get close to me. one kid got a hard on in church! That was freaky. My sister and I just laughed. She always tells me My Body Is Like whoa but hers is too. You should see. Her boobs are even bigger than mine and I'm older than her!

My neighbor Justin can't even look at us in our bikinis when he comes over to our pool. He sticks out so far. It happens all the time so we just tell him no to worry about it. It's so funny. He rubbed it in the pool once. That was so gross! All his stuff was floating around in the pool. Disgusting. He tells us he has to do it. It's still gross though