Phallic Food Pimps Sexual Efficiency

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You have to wonder if any of these ads are even real. They all look that same. Large image with a tiny logo and no copy. They all end up on Ads of the World. They all have proper credits. Of course, it couls just be that everyone in the world except us Americans realize no one give s s hit about copy ans all they can handle is an image that tells the story.

Oh wait. That's the entire point. With so many different spoken languages over seas, it makes perfect sense to go with the simple, language-agnostic approach. But of course you knew that all along, right?

Anyway, here we have lurking vegetables waiting to pounce on any form of hotness that pesents itself. All to promote something called a "sexual efficiency ring." See all the ads here.

Hmm. Where's the cause group on this one. Those women look positively terrified

by Steve Hall    Apr- 1-10    
Topic: Campaigns, Racy, Strange



Qualcomm Explains Butterfly Attacks

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Here's the follow on to that butterfly attack videos. Qualcomm holds a press conference to explain the attacks and what they have to do with the company's interferemetric modulation technology..whatever that is. Anyway, give it a watch. Live the secondary news scroll at the bottom of the screen.

by Steve Hall    Apr- 1-10    
Topic: Strange, Video



Publicitair Launches World's First Ad Supported Airline

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And...here we go. The first April Fool's joke of the day. "Former pilot and regular air traveler" Mark Terry-Lush, Renegade Media founder, has launched Publicitair, the world's first free passenger airline. The operation will be funded completely by advertising.

The release wants marketers to know, "Every surface of the aircraft, inside and out - from the tailfin to the in-flight entertainment - is available for branding."

Terry-Lush explains his approach, saying, "With BA strikes, airlines going bankrupt and budget airlines charging to go to the loo, it's clear that aviation business models are floundering. Passengers are getting a raw deal, so we've put our 20 years media industry experience to the test and created the world's first advertiser-funded airline."

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by Steve Hall    Apr- 1-10    
Topic: Spoofs, Strange



Like Such As South Africa and The Iraq Everywhere Like Such As

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"...and I don't see why I have no reason why I shouldn't win."

OK, then. Good thing she's a designer and not a copywriter.

So what the hell was that all about? The press release tells us, "ATTIK and Scion are very proud of this six episode reality series, which is designed to give up-and-coming artists a chance to showcase their innovative ideas and build a car that will further their creative craft while pushing the boundaries of self-expression."

It's called Reinvent the Wheels and it's an episodic reality series from Scion.

by Steve Hall    Mar-31-10    
Topic: Strange



Taunting Cows, Kinky Crocs, Sexist Coffee, Nesting Canaries

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- Southwest and AirTran continue to taunt each other. This time with cow suits.

- Cramer-Krasselt overshares letting us in on the fact Crocs have a kinky foot fetish.

- And in the over-thinking category, a sweet little Folgers ad is sexist. Shut up. Just shut up.

- For its eightieth birthday, Ad Age asked VCU Brandcenter students to re-imagine its logo.

- SapientNitro is out with a new site for Coca-Cola's Powerade. Using "deep-dive" technology, viewers can interact with the movie and find points where they can see inside the minds and bodies of each character in the story about a football match.

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by Steve Hall    Mar-31-10    
Topic: Brands, Commercials, Strange



For Some, Extra Long Condoms Are A Necessity

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Yea. Everyone was all over this one yesterday. We were too busy using the product to write about it. Anyway, Publicis India is pimping Adams Extra Long Condoms in some really strange ads that highlight the fact the truly endowed can have sex in public without anyone knowing.

by Steve Hall    Mar-31-10    
Topic: Campaigns, Racy, Strange



Dance Anomoly From Diesel Has the Stink

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Doesn't everyone randomly get up in the middle of a cafe an break into dance? If you're in a Diesel commercial you do. All hipsteresque and all, this commercial highlights both the supposedly hipsterrific qualities of Diesel as well as its fashions. All we really care about is the curvaceous girl in the yellow bikini/shorts with the killer ass and legs.

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by Steve Hall    Mar-31-10    
Topic: Brands, Strange, Video



Magner's Method, Stop the Sag, Politics Crowdsourced

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- There's method in the Magner's.

- New York Senator Eric Adams says "Stop the Sag" in hopes youth will collectively pull up their pants.

- Adland says, "Really now, a user generated campaign for a political party? Yeah, that'll end well. Actually, it just might - it's being overseen by Saatchi & Saatchi after all."

- Pepsi has partnered with Eva Longoria Parker to direct and produce a documentary based on the most inspiring stories posted on YO SUMO, a site which will highlight the contributions Latinos have made to the United States.

- Blogging for shrimp lovers. Yes, it's as strange as it sounds. Even stranger knowing Taco Bell is behind it.

by Steve Hall    Mar-30-10    
Topic: Online, Outdoor, Strange



Man Obsessed With Smoking Oblivious to Shark Attack

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Um. Where is the logic in this spot? Guy sits on dock. Guy chants, "Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette." While chanting, shark jumps out of water and begins to tear guy's arm off. Guy continues to chant, oblivious to shark tearing his arm off. That is until he pops a Nicorette lozenge which, one assumes, helps him stop obsessing about smoking a cigarette. So he can realize a shark is tearing his arm off.

Of course, by the time this idiot realized he was obsessing about a cigarette while a shark was attacking him, quite a bit more than his arm would have been torn of.

OK, yea, we get the whole cigarette obsession thing. It's over-powering. It distracts. It's a desire that must be met. And Nicorette is supposed to help assuage that desire ostensibly so you can come to the realization your arm is being torn of by a shark.

Of course in a scenario like this, you'd be dead before you came to that realization.

by Steve Hall    Mar-30-10    
Topic: Commercials, Strange



Creator of Doritos Viralocity Submission Burns With Freakish Oddity

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There's nothing super outstanding about this Canadian Doritos Viralocity submission from Aleysa Young in which various people get all hot and sweaty from eating Doritos Hot Stuff. But there's something especially disconcerting about her Facebook profile picture which was sent to us along with her submission.

Personally, we like this one much better. Except for the end. Yea. Just skip over that part.

by Steve Hall    Mar-25-10    
Topic: Consumer Created, Strange










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