Pamela Anderson Uses Her Breasts to Ask Public Not to Eat Breasts

Breasts Are Not For Eating

Pamela Anderson has joined the ranks of celebrities who are urging the public to boycott KFC because of the supposedly uncivilized manner in which the handle breasts...um...chicken. Anderson says, "If people knew how KFC treats chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick." Maybe she meant breasts but that's besides the point because this article is supposed to be about breasts...I mean chicken, not breasts. Hard to concentrate here.

Anyway, Anderson further states, "What KFC does to 750 million chickens each year is not civilized or acceptable," Anderson wrote in a letter to KFC. "I am calling for a boycott of all KFC restaurants until my friends at PETA tell me that you have agreed to be kinder in your practices."

PETA filed a law suit against KFC in July claiming the company buys their chicken from suppliers who abuse chickens "through drugging, feeding and slaughter practices."

predictably, KFC says there chickens are raised in palatial suites and are fed caviar on a regular basis. Andersen joins a long line of celebrities including Paul McCartney who have banded together against KFC.

New York Post Publishes Article Editorializing Red Sox Win Over Yankees

Those in the editorial department of the New York Post must have been beside themselves with embarrassment as they woke up Friday morning to read in their own New York based paper that their team had lost the pennant. Yup, along the lines of Dewey Defeats Truman, the Post ran an editorial Friday morning bemoaning the Yankees loss to the Red Sox Thursday night.

Huge oops! You can read the editorial here courtesy of The Smoking Gun.