Website Decodes Agency Blather

We’ve all heard of it and we’re all guilty of it. Come clean. You know what we’re talking about. Those intelligent sounding phrases you hear coming out of your mouth when you, clearly, have no idea what you are talking about. East Bank Communications has collected some of these and provided a translator, called Dr. Gary’s JiveCoder, to decode your industry standard statements and mindless blather-speak.

Unfortunately, it’s not that funny. However, visitors can submit their own phrases (via a form that collects contact info, of course) but can’t offer a funny decode. Submitters have to rely on East Bank Communications to email their translation back which is then added to the JiveCoder.

While East Bank is using industry humor to gain awareness and collect leads, they should at least allows those who are more humorous to submit statements and translations.

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