Cheesy Law Firm Promotes Pizza


If bad law firm advertising is your thing, you'll love this. Martin Willimas has created a really bad law firm website for law firm Warwick Seltz complete with the cheesy tagline, "If you've had bad pizza, we'd like to meetz ya." Yes, the law firm's speciality is pizza. Huh, you say? Hey, there's lawyers out there for every other conceivable thing. Why not pizza? OK, OK. The site's fake. It's a guised promotion for Donato's pizza. The site's got all the goodies including four really bad TV commercials with really, really bad jingles and the now required element in all online endeavours, a Subservient Chicken rip off that's actually funny.

by Steve Hall    Jan-12-06   Click to Comment   
Topic: Online   

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Q: I asked him thin crust or thick

A; He digressed on a long tangent about mediocre pizza and children. I couldn't really understand though because the audio was choppy and the visuals contained bad renderings about taste buds being hammered. . . ?

In the end, not all ideas are creatively equal. Next time: less effort and more thought might equal more than mediocre adverts.

Question? What's the connection, now I dislke their pizza just as much as I dislike cheezy lawyers - not to mention the site looks like my kizzta!

Posted by: diannone on January 12, 2006 1:59 PM

I liked it better the first time... it was called "Subservient Chicken."

Come up with something original, geez.

Posted by: Paul on January 17, 2006 9:41 PM

I agree. Don't seem that original to me. Saw a few Lawyer-type spots for other brands that were funnier. Maybe 2005 is the year of the lawyer parody. Not sure.

The spots are kinda funny, but wasn't exactly sure who the client was (not that you should jam it with logos). The casting is perfect, tho.

Posted by: Taylor G. on January 17, 2006 9:49 PM

I was very underwhelmed by the site. I asked the guy a few questions, and he basically gave me some random, non-answer. It would be cool if he at least tried to answer accordingly. Frustrating.

What a yawn! not really worth the time.

Posted by: Michael on January 20, 2006 1:21 AM