New Dye Makes You a Blonde Where It Really Matters


Forget about getting your eyebrows to match - there are more important bushes to beat. Betty Beauty is a spankin' new do-it-yourself dye set for your betty. (Can we say for the record we think that term is lame?)

The use of "betty" was altered by Betty Beauty to signify, not a hot chick, but a hot chick's holy grail. And apparently men can be betties too because surveys reflect an unusually high number of men (and women between 60 and 85, for that matter) are tearing their products off the shelves.

So your new boyfriend - or for that matter, your grandma - might have a secret for you, and yes - it could be pink. Your world just got a little more fucked-up, didn't it? - Contributed by Angela Natividad

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (6)     File: Packaging, Strange     Nov-15-06  
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Well Steve,
You can't call it Bush. As illustrated by the midterm elections, noone would buy it.

Posted by: owen on November 15, 2006 01:42 PM

I thought Ad Age nailed it by putting pubic and score in the same headline. But your post is bang on and wins hand over fist.

Posted by: Kevin Dugan on November 15, 2006 01:45 PM

I forwarded the AdAge article to all my girlfriends. It ended up in a decision to return to Burning Man in 2007.

Posted by: Mo P on November 15, 2006 02:00 PM

It's a good solution for winter...get as hairy as you can, betties, cause you're hot azz pink!

Posted by: Rye on November 15, 2006 02:07 PM

Go blacky betty, bam ba lam
Go - oh black betty, balm balam
Black betty had a man, bam ba lam

remember that song???

Posted by: Ian McKee on November 15, 2006 07:41 PM

That 'Black Betty' song was done by Ram Jam. Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Stef on November 16, 2006 08:32 AM

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