Hardee's Celebrates Booty-Less Women With FlatBuns


Not to be left out of the whole Angus Burger thing, Hardee's has crafted FlatBuns, a cheesy, Geocities-style site that worships Flat-Bun Bettys or, girls with no ass. Celebrating pancake butts, miss six o'clocks, and boney bottoms, FlatBuns makes it known every female isn't born with a Jennifer Lopez or Hayden Panettiere-like butt. It's all part of their promotion the the chain's Patty Melt Thick Burger...with grilled, flat rye bread.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (2)     File: Good, Guerilla, Online     Jun- 1-07  
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Any space for thickburger shaped ass. I would be the first nominee..lolz

Posted by: Zola on June 3, 2007 04:39 AM

Let's get pics of Zola's butt on here.

Posted by: Steve Hall on June 6, 2007 11:53 AM

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