Because Really, Toilet Paper's Overrated


Greenpeace doesn't like Cottonnelle's "Be Kind to Your Behind" campaign.

Big shocker.

What do you think the Greenpeace mooners wipe with? We're gonna take a chance and guess fig leaves, which have a natural quilted feel. Plus, they make your hands smell nice.

by Angela Natividad    Mar-21-08   Click to Comment   
Topic: Cause, Guerilla   

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So, if half the world can use water and a jug, and that is the most hygenic way, why chop down your natural forest for a smooth cushioned 'feel'for your behind ? You might need that wood for fuel if Global Warming messes up weather patterns in the future - which it will continue to do unless we change our lifestyles.

Posted by: Roisin on March 22, 2008 9:47 AM

In Thailand, we used a spray hose to clean our junk and it worked just fine. A little shocking yes, but when the weather is hot you kind of want it.

Posted by: Nik on March 23, 2008 9:18 PM

Well shit, here I was thinking Cottonelle was made out of cotton. Thanks for opening my eyes, Greenpeace.

Posted by: Jessie Birks on March 24, 2008 10:47 AM

Oh come on Adrants. No one is asking anyone to clean their bottoms with bark, leaves or rocks. There are plenty of tissue products on the market made from sustainable wood and recycled fiber. These activists just want to improve Cottonelle, Kleenex and other tissue products so that when we flush toilets we're not also flushing away ancient forests. It's a no brainer.

Posted by: Alex on March 24, 2008 2:24 PM