It's a Special Chair. A Special Sex Chair.
Came across this ad for the Tantra Chair earlier today. (NSFW, unless your boss is into artistic nudity.) Under the tagline "For the sensually sophisticated," the spot starts out with rave reviews and flashes dramatic imagery of a woman lying across the chair in sexually suggestive positions.
Neato. But where would one put a Tantra Chair -- between the recliner and the yoga ball? (It's not exactly a stashable copy of Joy of Sex.) I guess if worst came to worst, you could always wipe it down and tell the kids it's one of those newfangled video game chairs.
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I gather this is a boring joke. In none of her poses does there seem enough room for that model to accommodate even an artificial organ, let alone an entire human being alongside or inside her in any way. Failure.
It's a "special sex chair" if the only sex is between her fingers and her vulva.
B,
Just found an ad featuring a happy enough twosome (totally nsfw):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3227811395169812331&hl=en
And ooh, Facebook fan page:
http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Tantra-Chair/25820683937
Weird -- your newer links seem to show significantly more relaxed angles in the chair, and more room as well... I have not done an overlay comparison...
Maybe the original link is a "Solo" model. :)
Hilarious if that were the case. "Yes, I'll have the Solo model, please? ... and what is your return policy?"
It reminded me of the NY Times Modern Love story about the couple who bought one, and how they tried to hide it from their son:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/13/fashion/13love.html
Enjoy!
Jessie -- nice find! I liked the whole side story about the miserable clown couple.