Mrs. Claus Wants Better Bedtime Action.
After knocking a few drinks back, a svelte and shit-faced Mrs. Claus powers up the video cam and asks the kiddies around the world for a few friendly favors.
One of them: forego the mantlepiece cookies for a rice cake this year. "Sometimes when mama wants some sugar, she wants to be able to find the cane! -- if you know what I mean."
Yes, Mrs. Claus, we do. One drink later, she also solicits aid getting St. Nick to give her more love down South.
The video left us with the sense that we were watching a kinky Britney Spears home video pre-dating her last divorce. Or maybe the last episode of Cribs featuring Russell and Kimora Simmons, where in a moment of passive-aggression she reveals to the cameramen that Russell splatters piss all over their custom ebony toilet seat.
This moment of marital -- and holiday -- disillusionment is brought to you by Virgin Mobile, which is already sliding down Hell-in-Handbasket Ln. for using Spitzer and Clinton's love-and-marriage issues to push its handset agenda.
Comments
I'm not sure what we are supposed to take away from this video. She doesn't ever take off her clothes so that doesn't explain the moronic script, she doesn't ever talk about a phone, so that doesn't explain why Virgin would want to put 10 cents into this half baked production.. I'm left with a pair of Ba Humbug Blue Balls..
I'm not sure what we are supposed to take away from this video. She doesn't ever take off her clothes so that doesn't explain the moronic script, she doesn't ever talk about a phone, so that doesn't explain why Virgin would want to put 10 cents into this half baked production.. I'm left with a pair of Ba Humbug Blue Balls..
Lemme see...why do this ad?...well, are we all talking about it? Are we passing it around and posting it on Facebook? Are bloggers and news pundits writing about it?
As the saying (variously attributed to Mae West, P.T. Barnum, George M. Cohan, Will Rogers, W.C. Fields, Mark Twain, and Oscar Wilde) goes ""I don't care what the newspapers say about me as long as they spell my name right."...