Someday A Jolly 'Green' Giant Will Solve the World's Energy Problems

If we're lucky a lost alien giant will land on earth and he'll be so kind and so nice that he'll walk all over the earth (carefully, of course) helping "green" the place up by "planting" wind farms, fixing broken high voltage wires and mining "clean" coal.

And he will be jolly. And sponsored by an energy company, of course.