Snickers Leaves Gays Alone This Year

Seeing Roseanne Barr get whacked by a tree is worth the price of enduring Richard Whatshisname utter such killer commentary as "I'm just not feeling the wood cutting thing today." And, "What is the rush today? Is there a worldwide shortage of gazebos?"

Wait, what was the ad for? Oh, right. Sorry. Got a bit distracted with all the foolery there.