Is it Spike? Is it TNN? Here Are Some Suggestions

Suggestions for the new TNN:

• John Singleton TV.
• The New New TNN.
• The Only Basic Cable Network Guaranteed To Draw More Women Than Men, Just Because They Appreciate The Irony Of Watching A Network That Is Supposedly Only For Men Network.
• The We Promise You'll Never Have To Sit Through Another Agonizing Made-For-Lifetime Movie Here Network.
• The I Can't Believe We Have Pamela Anderson In THREE Series Network.
• The Last Chance For Kelsey Grammer To Break Out Of A Quarter-Century Of Typecasting Network.
• The All Star Trek, All The Time Network.
• The Burp & Fart Jokes Network.
• The Don't Let Your Kids Watch This Cartoon Network.
• The Testosterone Network.

by Steve Hall    Jun-27-03   Comments ()