Nippleless Heidi Klum Jordache Ad Messes With Kid's Minds

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Gawker notes the oddly nippleless Heidi Klum Jordache ad which appears in today's New York Post adjacent to Page Six may be harmful to our children's education and cause deep seated psychological problems. After all, a fair amount of kids breast fed in their early years and rode the elementary school bus (with all it's lowest common denominator gossip) enough to have surely confirmed there's a thing called a nipple on the female breast. (possibly NSFW image follows)

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Imagine the horror this Jordache ad could cause when, suddenly, children are presented with thee notion the female nipple is a myth and that grown women don't have them. Well, at least PhotoShopped supermodels. Still, this stuff messes with a kids head. Makes a kid wonder what the hell they were sucking that first year for nourishment.

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by Steve Hall    Mar- 4-08   Click to Comment   
  

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Posted by: db on March 4, 2008 12:10 PM

That's disconcerting. She's like a giant Barbie doll with her smoothed-over ladyparts.

Posted by: Call me Earnest on March 4, 2008 12:44 PM

i always thought Heidi was a bit of a genetic freak. this proves it.

Posted by: jon on March 4, 2008 3:38 PM

Is this a recent discovery? The nipple removal trick I mean? Wasn't there a post with a similarly disturbing image here a few days ago?

It just exposes how ridiculous the rules are. You can show tit, just make sure it's not anatomically correct and therefore really creepy.

If you showed a poster-size version of a nipple-less breast I bet you could get babies to cry. Shit, I think I might cry.

Posted by: pat smith on March 4, 2008 9:39 PM

"psychological problems" lol... You are crazy?

Posted by: Joey on March 5, 2008 6:15 PM

I thing that the comment for a "deep psicological problems" in children due to this nippleless´(breast) woman is overgoing the rainbow.
It´s ammazing how people like to complicate things for generalizing them... Perhaps this problem already exist but, within the mind of any already psicological affected people.
I think that its like seaking foi (insight) ghosts everywhere.
But any way, (with) such comments, I suppose, you are doing (or have done!) exactly what the producer meant you to.(and for which he/she will be greatfull for...!). TKS
Arnaldo

Posted by: Arnaldo T. Poço on March 5, 2008 8:36 PM





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