Kelly Brook is About to Explode and Needs Our Help
You of course remember the Dutch Axe commercial in which super hot angels fall from the sky to hook up with Axe wearing men, right? Well now there's a follow on to that. It seems on angel has been left behind. One very, very hot and very, very frustrated angel.
Yes. Left behind. Left writhing in a state of perpetual, hyper sexualized ecstasy. Pent up with explosive desire because she hasn't found her match. A match who can offer her much needed release from all her unrealized desire. Desire so powerful it causes her to moan with wanton abandon from the clouds above. Desire which brings her to the edge of nirvana but refuses to deliver. Desire which, if not given the chance to release itself in a flood of orgasmic delight could very well cause the world to end as we know it.
Yes. That is how important it is we help Kelly Brook find her man. After all, we don't want to leave an innocent angel in the clouds with no idea why she's prancing around in lingerie far too small to cover her bulging breasts and no idea why she continuously feels like she is about to explosively gush forth with a blast of never before experienced exponential magnitude but can't quite seem to cross the threshold.
Now that's just cruel, people. Cruel! Head over to her Facebook page and give the girl some relief! Besides, you wouldn't mind if she slipped from the clouds fell right on top of you now would you?
And, yes. We should all probably run for cover once Kelly finds her man. The explosive force will be epic.