Old Lady Runs Over Two Hotties Advertising Car Wash
Whether it was pedophilia, age or just normal hormonal reaction, a 70 year old lesbian (ok, I made the lesbian part up) obviously distracted by the soap-covered, thong-clad bodies, drove into two 14 year old girls standing in the median strip advertising a fund-raising car wash. Apparently, another car got in her way and she swerved across the median, hitting one of the two girls. Whatever the cause, car washes and bikinis wreak havoc with traffic.
Both girls were hospitalized. One has been released and the other is in stable condition.
by Steve Hall May-17-04 Click to Comment