Certain Things Not Advertised At The Olympics

Apparently, magazines are the only place British female Olympic athletes are allowed to show themselves off. Because their suits are made of thin lycra, they are simply leaving too little to the imagination and have had extra fabric added to them so as to better hide the effect water and cold have on the female anatomy.

Seamstress Christine Spencer said, "Although Greece wants as many people as possible to watch all the events, we don't want it turning into a mass leering event." Maybe so, but, for me, that was one of the side benefits of being part of the highschool swim team.

by Steve Hall    Aug-14-04    

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