McDonald's to Make China Fat, Horny
With the introduction of the Quarter Pounder in China, McDonald's has launched a new ad campaign with billboards, print and TV showing orgasmic imagery and copy that reads, "You can feel it. Thicker. You can taste it. Juicier." In China, beef is seen as a luxury good that increases energy and sex appeal. Of course, it seems Chinese culture only believes this works for men so the ads focus on every man's desire: too many women and not enough time or energy to do...uh...spend time with all of them.
Comments
OMG, what a bite off of the Sprite Sublymonal commercials.
well.. i dont think beef is seen as a luxury good in China at all. at least for those who consume McDonald's, they wont see it like that.
Too bad eating too much beef leads to erectile dysfunction. So much for the "manliness" of it all.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ON THE LOOSE AT MCDONALDS
Recently I made a valid complaint to McDonalds customer services dept. about McDonalds poor
standards at thier Harben Parade branch at Swiss Cottage, London NW3. The complaint concerned slow service, abrasive attitudes, and matters about unacceptable hygeine standards.
The complaint was passed on to the store by customer services, following which the store's
manager, Bakry, promptly banned me from the store. He did not deny that my complaint was
valid, but was told that I was banned simply becauseI I had made the complaint in the first
place. Their management team consists entirely of immigrants, having come here on dodgy
visas and the like, and all of which in favour of my unjust ban, which shows how much we are now under the control of illegal immigrants.
Perhaps this is consistent with McDonalds training practices. It would appear that you have
to accept their adverse practices without question or suffer the consequences, as I myself
did.