Obama Girl and Giuliani Girl Face Off in Bootylicious Street Fight


OK, either this is getting really stupid or really brilliant. On Monday, a follow up to the Obama Girl video entitled Obama Girls vs. Giuliani Girl will be released. In the video, the famed Obama Girl, aka Amber Lee Ettinger, and her posse of bootie shakin' hotties will take on a posse of bootie shakin' hotties known as the Giuliani Girls.

This, my friends, is what's become of American politics. Bootylicious asses and big boobs are the new determining factor in the selection of America's next President. It's no wonder the rest of the world sees us as a bad sitcom about Catholic School girls bursting out of their Wonderbras and pleated plaid minis like faux high school strippers on Photobucket who must resist restraint from bible-thumping nuns with repressed feelings of sexual inadequacy and ban-everything cause groups run by their cousins.

On the other hand, this is ever so insightfully brilliant such as when Bulworth's Warren Beatty non-nonchalantly exclaimed, "If we all fucked each other, we'd eventually end up the same color." Why fight the obvious and apparently rampant desire of all Americans - a nice piece of ass to jack off to while deciding the fate of our country over the course of the next eight years? It's really very simple and does such a wonderfully nice job "resonating" ever so appropriately with the American public's prurient interests.

Suddenly, we feel very dirty and have a powerful urge to move to Iceland. Or somewhere. Anywhere.

by Steve Hall    Jul-13-07   Click to Comment   
Topic: Racy, Video   

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Another brilliant article by an equally brilliant linguist. The rant could have ended earlier however. Let's appreciate the girls for their entertainment value, and nothing more.

Posted by: Josh on July 13, 2007 3:13 PM

Seeing bootylicious girls pillow fighting is a lot more entertaining than the kind of nasty partisanship we usually get from our "leaders".

Posted by: Page Schorer on July 13, 2007 4:36 PM

Ahh, the jerry springer affect solicited from some old lady craving attention. Superb.

Well, I used to think voting was important, every voice had to be heard.

Then I considered myself ill informed, and I postured that voting for the wrong person is worse than not voting at all.

Reluctantly, I continued to vote for who I thought was right, aka vote my conscious, but they never won. I came to the assumption that voting never changes anything and may as well be forbidden or rigged.

After seeing this, I gather that we are in a brand new phase of voting. It may have numbed our minds, but not our nuts.

Posted by: Nancy on July 13, 2007 4:50 PM

You'll find the wanton public sex and random nakedness of Iceland to your liking.

Posted by: Jetpacks on July 13, 2007 5:27 PM

So, where exactly on Photobucket can I find all those "Catholic School girls bursting out of their Wonderbras and pleated plaid minis like faux high school strippers..."??? I'm getting palpitations just thinking about it.

Posted by: Paul Zink on July 13, 2007 5:48 PM

Steve... Great post... But first kudos to Nancy for the best line of the day... "It may have numbed our minds, but not our nuts." As you would say... "Bootylicious!" As for voting. After living here for three thousand years, I finally became a citizen three years ago so I could kick the Cretin From Texas out on his ignorant arse... That did a lot of fucking good. You almost have to tear your hair out when you look at all those wankers in DC... And I mean ALL of them. They are a bunch of self serving corrupt fuckers who think about one thing and one thing only... Re-election. I am amazed there hasn't been a revolution here by now... Then I look at these videos and I understand. This is the average Amercian's perception of what politics (and life) should be about. It's pathetic. Well, glad I got that off my chest. The sun is almost over the yardarm... Time for a pop.

Posted by: George Parker on July 14, 2007 12:48 PM

gee george,

that made me go out and celebrate by buying a bag of salt and vinegar crisps.

Posted by: nancy on July 14, 2007 9:01 PM

It was bound to happen eventually; sex sells. Why not in politics?

What Giuliani's Republicans & Clinton's Democrats do when their respective conventions are in town is now in front of the screen.

It's more truthful than a bunch of b.s. about Iraq anyway.

Posted by: Dhaval Mehta on July 16, 2007 12:56 PM

I hope there will be Giuliani girls who come out with there own video to counter this was nothing but attacks on Giuliani. Leave the volume off and I like it verry disapointed with the words

Posted by: Don on July 17, 2007 11:07 PM