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Life Ticks But Girls Should Have Taken the Timex Lick Instead

Give Us A Lick Not A Tick

This Canadian Timex commercial, one of the first to use the horrible new 'Life is Ticking' tagline, is humorous in its own right but falls flat because of the tagline. Just imagine how much better this spot would be if it made a play on the girls taking an ass licking as the reason they keep ticking in the bimbo-like manner in which they do.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (0)     Dec- 4-03  

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