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Huge Oversized Breasts to Bombard Television

I Want Them Even Bigger!

Already there are douche ads, Tampon ads, bra ads, erectile dysfunction ads all over television. Why should big, round, juicy, gellatinous, pendulous mounds of ....uh...oh...sorry...breast implants be excluded? If there was ever such a thing as family TV, it is now certainly gone. ABC has decided to accept ads from breast implant maker Mentor who will air six differnt commercials promoting its saline implants. They will air on the network's "Extreme Makeover" reality series.

"We strive to create a classy, elegant ad that directs patients to where they can get general information. It's not intended to be a sexy ad," said Mentor Director of Global Marketing Sara DeRousse. OK, sure. Breasts are not sexy. Try to convince anyone of that. But I guess that's not the point. Now, when teenage girls ask their parents for bigger boobs for graduation, their parents will at least know where to get them.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (4)     Aug- 4-04  

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Comments

Wish we could see them without the top.

Posted by: Lil Andy on December 13, 2006 06:33 PM

You guys do realize you used a morphed pic in your article...right?

Posted by: Richard on June 12, 2007 11:35 AM

Yes. We are intimately familiar with Christina Model's normal and naturally large breast size.

Posted by: Steve Hall on June 12, 2007 12:40 PM

Hunny, I believe you look fabulous already.. Keep your young beauttifull body so you aye with elegance...Be kinf to yourself, my love.

Posted by: Bill on October 26, 2007 04:04 PM

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