Evian Hotties Conflict With Floot Hipster

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According to nightlife czar Bucky Turco, it's best to stick to proven promotional tactics rather than yield to the pressures of political correctness. At the Marc Ecko charity event for Breast Cancer Turco attended last night, servers where sampling Evian and Floot, a new, wine/champagne-in-a-can drink. Per usual, most of the servers were attractive females except for one Floot server. Noticing this, Turco commented, "Women dolled up and serving is cute and cool and acceptable. But the minute you dress a dude up you're headed for disaster."

Turco said the women all looked fine but said, "The guy, all dressed in yellow with a gold belt look like he just died and descended back from Gay Hipster Heaven. The accessories especially did him in: orange flip flops and those Williamsburg-ish sunglasses." Apparently, the event, which was a benefit for breast cancer ended up looking like a Chip n' Dales club whenever the Floot guy was nearby.

Se more photos from the event here.

by Steve Hall    Jun-23-05   Click to Comment   
Topic: Promotions   

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was there a point to this?

Posted by: dusty bottoms on June 23, 2005 5:04 PM

yeah...

When it comes to servers don't dress the men in gay looking uniforms.

Posted by: bucky on June 23, 2005 5:29 PM

they look fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hair piece etc etc.

Posted by: Mcthingy2 on June 23, 2005 5:56 PM

they really fucked up. champagne in a can was set to take off in the 05'. nothing says fabulous like the crisp effervescent rush created when you pop the top of cic. class for the mass... not so much now. at least i have my wine in a box. "floot"... how nooschool.

Posted by: anon on June 24, 2005 1:43 AM

When establishing the level of nightlife cool, I hardly think a straight "faggot hating" or faggot loving? loser named Bucky Turco has the authority to pass false judgements on a cute model boy's fashion sense. If I remember correctly, Bucky Turco is on notorious NYC watch list for party crashers. I watched him get thrown out of a Heatherette fashion show for hitting a partygoer in the face. Sound like someone has been on the receiving end of faggot for quite some time.
KOSTYRA

Posted by: KOSTYRA on June 28, 2005 3:47 AM

Floot is my favorite!!! and that guy is so hot...... Is that Bucky in the picture????

C.

Posted by: Cat on June 28, 2005 3:50 AM

WHERE CAN I BUY FLOOT????? DOES ANYONE KNOW???

Posted by: Brian Weeling on June 28, 2005 3:54 AM

fer real YO, wher the fuck can I buy some.

Posted by: sparkle2 on June 28, 2005 3:57 AM

I'll take anything off that tray. Floot is cool. So summer, Cute belt.

PEAT MOSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Posted by: PEATMOSS on June 28, 2005 4:00 AM

anyone know where i can get some. how much is it. wher is it...

Posted by: sparkle2 on June 28, 2005 4:02 AM

Hey dumb ass, it's a charity not the fashion awards. Grow up. He looks cute. And she looks even cuter.

Posted by: finley on June 28, 2005 4:04 AM

When were you in a chip and dales club last? How would you know? He looks fine from here. What were you wearing?

Posted by: candyass on June 28, 2005 4:06 AM

Where was this party? Marc ecko fucking rocks. I want to try some float. It looks refreshing.

Posted by: tart on June 28, 2005 4:09 AM

Here's a list of stores, bars, and hotels where you can find Floot:

Bar Six, 502 Ave of the Americas
Bistro Go, 37 E 60th St
Affinia Dumont Plaza Hotel, 150 E 34th St
Hotel Gansevoort, 18 9th Ave
Library Hotel, 299 Madison Ave
Metro Grill, 45 W 35th St
Tavern on the Green, Central Park at West 67th St.

Liquor Stores...
Ambassador Wine& Spirits, 1020 2nd Ave
Atlantic Wine& Liquors (Amagansett, NY)
Beekman Liquors, 500 Lexington
Colombus Circle Wine& Liquor, 1780 Broadway
Jeffrey Wine & Liquors, 939 1St Ave
K & D Liquors, 1366 Madison Ave
Liquor Corp., 1356 Amsterdam Ave
Shon 45 Liquors, 840 8th Ave

also, we're selling online at:
http://grandwinecellar.com/detail.aspx?ID=3664

Check out our website at www.flootwine.com and register with us to recieve party invites, special offers and news.
Thanks guys, enjoy your Floot!

Posted by: Kate on June 28, 2005 11:19 AM

What a bunch of Flootcakes

Posted by: Mcthingy2 on June 28, 2005 11:36 AM

When establishing the level of nightlife cool, I hardly think a straight "faggot hating" or faggot loving? loser named Bucky Turco has the authority to pass false judgements on a cute model boy's fashion sense. If I remember correctly, Bucky Turco is on notorious NYC watch list for party crashers. I watched him get thrown out of a Heatherette fashion show for hitting a partygoer in the face. Sound like someone has been on the receiving end of faggot for quite some time.
KOSTYRA

WOW... i love it... just make sure u spell the name right. Also never been kicked out of a Heatherette anything. I've met them, laf. And jesus people this is all meant in jest don't take it so serious. "Faggots" as you call them run the fashion industry how can I hate? lAF...

Posted by: bucky on June 28, 2005 1:19 PM

I am so happy you realize that. What else are you working on buckles????

Posted by: kostyra on June 28, 2005 10:50 PM







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