Eva Longoria Moonlights As Nightclub Model

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We wonder whether or not Eva Longoria's handlers will be happy when they see this Tonic Night Club Latin Seduction Fridays poster sent to us by Sanj the Toronto nightclub has currently placed around the city. Celebs must always walk that fine line between underexposure and overexposure but we don't think this is exactly what the Eva Longoria camp had in mind. We'll make easy for you, lawyer. The club's number is 416-204-9200.

Of course, this whole thing could just be part of an elaborately masterminded underexposure campaign. The image on the poster originates from this earlier image of Longoria.

by Steve Hall    May-29-07   Click to Comment   
Topic: Celebrity, Poster   

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I love Eva Longoria!!!! And Eva Longoria and I have to meet each other!!!!

Posted by: George William Gockel on May 30, 2007 12:26 AM

...or the folks at Adrants could just be dorks who don't get out enough. I'm pretty sure that the club simply wanted an attractive latina for their poster, saw her pic, and said "shes's the one!". Get it? Whoever walks in that place looking to see Eva Longoria's "boobies" and winds up seeing a handful of Puerto Rican hookers, got what they deserved.

Posted by: J on May 30, 2007 11:09 AM

...or it could just be that folks at Adrants don't get out enough. I'm pretty sure that the club simply wanted an attractive latina for their poster, saw her pic, and said "shes's the one!". Get it? Whoever walks in that place looking to see Eva Longoria's "boobies" and winds up seeing a handful of Puerto Rican hookers, got what they deserved.

Posted by: J on May 30, 2007 11:13 AM

...or it could be that some folks who comment are dorks who don't get out enough and like to double post their comments.

...or it could truly be that we are, indeed, actually dorks that don't get out enough specifically so we don't run into some of our commenters:-)

Posted by: Steve Hall on May 30, 2007 12:34 PM





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