Sanjaya Wants to Be LonelyGirl15 Really, Really Badly
Worse than watching the fall of a child star is watching the fall of a dirt clod that tried really, really hard to be a star but failed to make it past orbit.
In a video leaked to Defamer Sanjaya smugly divulges his true identity: that of Bill Vendall, an RISD student who adopted the Lamest Persona Ever for a thesis project.
Reality Blurred highlights one of the better quotes from his grand confession: "How you could look at this ... and not see it as a symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution?"
Well, at least we know Sanjaya's all-consuming power to embarrass wasn't just the result of the stage lighting.
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Angela-- you're so DUMB, man. That video was out on TMZ long ago -NOT NEWS!!! All your bitchin' won't keep this boy from going where he's going. Get a life!
Dude. Where's he going?
Nadine, don't you know we like to feature stuff because it's relevant. That's r e l e v a n t. In case you haven't been following, Sanjaya performed on the American Idol finale last night and it was every bit as horrifically awful as every time he sang before. The dude is a caricature of himself.
You mean I missed another Sanjaya appearance?
God damn! I would have paid to see that. Well, no. Did he ad-lib more classics?
He butchered the shit out of "You Really Got Me."
PEOPLE DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT STEVE HALL DUDE....HE HAS ISSUES. IF YOU MISSED SANJAYA'S PERFORMANCEIN WHICH HE ROOOCCCKKKEEEDD THE HOUSE, GO TO R I C K E Y DOT ORB. ITS THERE SOMEWHERE.
OH...THIS INFORMATION IS NOT FOR THE BITTER OR THE TONE DEAF.
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