Undies Are Fun, Binge Drinking is Not, Vodka Goes Phallic
- Kmart says it's more fun in your underwear. That is if the world were made up of perfectly toned, 20-something hotties.
- You wouldn't start your night like this so why end it that way?
- Hmm. If you wished you could market your vodka brand with futuristic female robots but were saddened to realize a competing brand already does that, there's always the phallic route with cherries standing in for balls sucked by women with big red lips.
Comments
You guys have two words spelled wrong in this blurb. In fact, I generally find a lot of spelling mistakes in your newsletters.
Actually, 3 words are spelled wrong! lol!
word = world
you = your
read = red
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Why is it they do this sort of thing (the binge drinking spots) so much better than we generally do? Excellent work.
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