Undies Are Fun, Binge Drinking is Not, Vodka Goes Phallic

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- Kmart says it's more fun in your underwear. That is if the world were made up of perfectly toned, 20-something hotties.

- You wouldn't start your night like this so why end it that way?

- Hmm. If you wished you could market your vodka brand with futuristic female robots but were saddened to realize a competing brand already does that, there's always the phallic route with cherries standing in for balls sucked by women with big red lips.

by Steve Hall    Jun-23-08   Click to Comment   
Topic: Commercials   

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You guys have two words spelled wrong in this blurb. In fact, I generally find a lot of spelling mistakes in your newsletters.

Posted by: Al on June 23, 2008 1:35 PM

Actually, 3 words are spelled wrong! lol!

word = world
you = your
read = red

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Posted by: Ned Yeung on June 23, 2008 2:39 PM

Why is it they do this sort of thing (the binge drinking spots) so much better than we generally do? Excellent work.

Posted by: Paul Zink on June 24, 2008 9:10 AM







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