Gucci Guilty Will Get You Laid


Didn't you know? What? You didn't? Well let us let you in on a little secret. If you want to have hot passionate sex with that hunk you've been drooling over, ladies, all you have to do is slap on some Gucci Guilty and the man of your dreams will miraculous appear and ravage you to completion.

Actually, that's a lie. Why? Because it was in a commercial. No. In the real world, men don't need much motivation at all when it comes to that particular activity. You barely have to smile and the guy already wants to hop on. But this is Gucci we're taking about so that line of thinking is a bit crass here.

There's no hot sex here. Nope. Gucci is a classy operation, people. What we have here is "an unprecedented combination of edge and creativity that creates a unique, hypnotic spectacle starring Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans."


It sure looked like animalistic sex to us. Why do we always have to flower over everything with bullshit like "unprecedented combination of edge and creativity that creates a unique, hypnotic spectacle?"

Oh wait. We know. Because advertising is a classy operation. It never devolves into a world whete hot, wet, sexy babes in bikinis cavort in soapy water to sell bike insurance. No. Never that.

You can thank Gucci Creative Director Frida Gianini, REM Ruini e Mariotti Creative Director Riccardo Ruini and director Frank Miler for this hot mess.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 5-10   Click to Comment   
Topic: Brands, Commercials, Creative Commentary, Opinion, Racy