Who Knew Knockers, Cans, Junk in the Trunk Could Sell Metal Polish?

When a metal cleaner/polish commercial begins with, "Hey, nice knockers" and, "Oh...looks like you could use some on your family jewels," you know your in for a serious dose of cheesiness.

And that's what we get in this Moon Pie Media-created ad for Tarn-X.

But the double entendres don't stop there. We get, "Do you think it will work on the junk in that trunk" and "Look at my can" before it's done.

Gotta love the porny music too.