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Big Bulge Garners Wistful Curiosity in Condom Ad

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With barely legal curiosity and longing, the young girl in this ad dreams of the day when a very large Durex condom will come between her and the ripped prince's burgeoning bulge her eyes wistfully yearn. With the headline, "One day you'll wish you had a Durex condom," the ad hearkens early innocence and an "I wonder what that would feel like" eagerness only experienced early in life.

Some might label the ad overly racy or a poor attempt at humor but they would be wrong. The ad is extremely honest conveying natural human desire and sexuality which, all too often, are portrayed with snickers, avoidance and censorship.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (7)     File: Creative Commentary, Magazine     Jul-24-05  

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Comments

And when she grows up, she'll find that she can't trust any bulge in spandex. Give me a break. This is either digitally altered or an effective use of a pair of socks.

Posted by: Terry Heaton on July 24, 2005 01:49 PM

Good to see reality being given a free reign, but I agree with Terry's comment!

Posted by: Rob Mortimer on July 24, 2005 03:44 PM

Well you guys haven't been watching enough porn. While bulges that big are uncommon, they are certainly in existence....along with the proper camera angle:-)

Posted by: Steve Hall on July 24, 2005 08:56 PM

The girl is striking a pose from the movie Lolita.

Ten bucks says she blows him way before ever needing the condom anyway.

Posted by: Tony on July 25, 2005 01:26 PM

That seems big to you?


(snicker)

Posted by: Stevie on July 25, 2005 02:18 PM

She's a little strumpet to be sure. But I like her. Guess the ad won't be getting much placement in the Weekly Standard or The Catholic Times.

Posted by: Mcthingy2 on July 26, 2005 01:36 PM

Seems she's already old enough. What is she, like 17? But I guess if they used a younger girl and it made sense, then it would make TOO much sense and would therefore be porn. So I guess the ad ids hopelessly flawed.

Posted by: shgals on July 27, 2005 01:48 PM

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