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Giant Ass Negates Need For Morning Coffee

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Somehow we think Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts might not like this billboard for Joe's Jeans. After all, who needs a cup of coffee to wake up after passing by a giant, naked ass like this staring you in the face?

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (10)     File: Outdoor     Jul-31-06  

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Comments

Nice way of using indirect context to promote a brand or two, Steve ;)

Posted by: ariel on July 31, 2006 12:32 PM

I'm an equal opportunity kinda guy:-)

Posted by: Steve Hall on July 31, 2006 12:48 PM

Hmmm....she's having to stare at something awfully hard and doesn't look very impressed. ;)

Posted by: CarlenLea on July 31, 2006 12:52 PM

If you are wanting to moon your customers and the world it gets it done. Poor!!

Posted by: roy on July 31, 2006 01:14 PM

But if it had been a female ass, you wouldn't have minded, right?

Posted by: Scrawny on July 31, 2006 01:18 PM

Nice!

Posted by: Lance Bass on July 31, 2006 01:31 PM

Well, I guess the new rule of advertising is 'If you don't have anything clever to say, slap a giant ass on it.'

Posted by: Xuberance on July 31, 2006 01:31 PM

Well, I guess the new rule of advertising is 'If you don't have anything clever to say, slap a giant ass on it.'

Posted by: Xuberance on July 31, 2006 01:32 PM

Male Ass, Female Ass or your family dog's Ass don't put it on a billboard, Scrawny. I rank this about as high as I do the constant commercials about the "little blue pill." I like the "Xuberance" take on this one. They had nothing to say just a lot of money to throw away.

Posted by: roy on July 31, 2006 03:29 PM

I hope she doesn't buy him any jeans. He looks better without.

Posted by: Mo P on August 1, 2006 06:20 AM

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