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Calling A Helio A Phone Underwater Causes Death

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Created by Deutsch LA, directed by Napoleon Dynamite's Jared Hess and visually effected by A52, this spot for the company that refuses to be referred to as a phone company, Helio, makes that point very clear. Not that large, underwater animals aren't dangerous all the time but, apparently, they're particularly dangerous when you call a Helio a phone.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (1)     File: Commercials     Dec- 7-06  

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Yeah... But... It does everything a phone does... EXCEPT make phone calls... And it costs a fucking fortune every month... So why the fuck would I want one? This has to be the world's dumbest product... It'll probably sell like hot cakes. What the fuck do I know?
Cheers/George

Posted by: George Parker on December 7, 2006 11:46 PM

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