Because Wouldn't It Be Awesome if Alkies Had a Holiday?
Failing that, you could always hit your nearest college town and go hashing every week.
Drive-by commentary on Prop 3-17 (which generated 355,990 signatures and a handful of suspiciously professional-looking photos and videos):
"I don't mean to piss you guys off because you like it, but it just seems childish to me."
"I'd like to hear you expand on what exactly is making the campaign childish."
"You may be right about childish but I think that is exactly the point and target audience they are after."
"The experience is cultured and is influenced with great design."