Ska Brewing Introduces Rotgutzen, A Beer For Babies

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Yes, you read that right. Beer for babies. "Hand-crafted by robots, every can comes with the promise that you won't be able to tell the difference between it and the one before it.With no measurable taste of distinct flavor, you can enjoy Rotgutzen without ever wondering if it tastes 'good' or 'bad' or even 'OK.'"

Specially formulated to helps kids transition from womb to barroom, the benefits are numerous for the little ones: lower alcohol content to teach responsible drinking, small bottles for small hands, great for teething, mixes great with processed mush, scientifically proven sleep aid, better for babies than whiskey and helps delay angry teen years.

What's not to love?

Oh, and yea, if you haven't already figured it out, the whole things an interesting Red Tettemer-created anti-campaign for Ska Brewing...which makes actual real beer for grownups. And which has an actual, real website.

by Steve Hall    Apr-14-09   Click to Comment   
Topic: Good, Packaging, Strange   

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If the TTB sees this, the brand will be pulled and the brewery fined.

Posted by: Bob Skilnik on April 14, 2009 1:57 PM

If the TTB sees this, the brand will be pulled and the brewery fined.

Posted by: Bob Skilnik on April 14, 2009 1:57 PM





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