Bacon Bandages Make Scrapes and Scabs Fun Again
Bandages are one of those categories that nobody pays much attention to - and they should, because anybody who's anybody has a box or two in the house. People just don't do enough to make them interesting.
That's why we admire the effort behind these nifty bacon bandages by Accoutrements. What is it about putting a slab of meat on a wound that makes you feel 10 times more awesome? We're not really sure, but in the unlikely event that meat bandages fail to make you feel cool, don't worry: there's a free toy inside.
Doesn't the thought just fill you with a glow? We just want to run out there without our knee pads and do something crazy, like climb fences with that prickly stuff on top.
This is a great idea. I think they need to add mini steak bandages in the larger sizes. There is something very satisfying about applying meat to a wound. I think it goes back to the caveman days.
These things are the best. I used to work in the kitchen of a snotty golf club and I would bring these in and sneak them into the first aid cabinet. There's nothing like having a $1000 dinner and having the executive chef greet you with a fat slab of bacon on his hairy forearm.
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