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Grocery Store Uses Body Parts to Sell Produce

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While we know there's all sorts of metaphors for human body parts and the selling of such parts, we don't seem to recall seeing a grocery store liken it's produce to body parts in quite this particular manner. In these ads, asparagus, pears, bananas and, yes, melons are compared to the various body parts one might envision when thinking about such produce.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (7)     File: Campaigns, Good, Magazine     Feb- 2-06  

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Comments

What an OUTRAGE ! I'm enraged!
$2.99 ?!? Go to Costco.

Posted by: owen on February 2, 2006 01:15 PM

dumb...dumb...dumb...

Posted by: john on February 2, 2006 01:18 PM

What about the artichoke?

Posted by: John Boy on February 2, 2006 01:47 PM

Steve, your site continues to be an inspiration to horny bastards like me. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Satan on February 2, 2006 02:22 PM

Good thing it was not a fish stand they were advertising

Posted by: Bevo on February 2, 2006 02:49 PM

Anyone who's ever worked on a grocery store account has kicked this concept around. Only in Europe could you actually get it produced.

Posted by: jan on February 2, 2006 03:29 PM

I'm in the mood for fresh ripe succulent melons...

Posted by: Rex on February 5, 2006 04:02 PM

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