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College Student Tells Donny Deutsch When She Graduates

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In a bid to get hired into the ad agency world right out of college, NYIT student Brittney placed an ad in the New York Times telling Donny Deutsch she'll be graduating May 20, 2007. Hmm...just where does a college student get enough money to place an ad in the Times? And why does she look way too model-perfect? And why would she do it one year earlier than she needs to? Something smells here. Oh wait, it's an ad for NYIT. There we go.

No matter. In an effort to provide the poor child who is about to enter one of the most cut throat, cynical vacuous business in the world, Copyranter offers some advice writing, "What Brittney hasn't put together yet is that Douche, Inc. is a shithole of a sweat shop that is coming off another shit year. Brittney, have you seen the inside of Douche's agency? It's an ugly macho concrete tomb. The days of those cute IKEA TV spots are looooong gone." Hmm, indeed. Yes, this definitely sounds like something other than a college student looking for a job.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (9)     File: Agencies, Newspaper, Strange     Apr-19-06  
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Comments

I have heard this too, but could someone who has worked or works there maybe give a little insight into this prison

Posted by: Cas on April 19, 2006 11:38 AM

I have heard this too, but could someone who has worked or works there maybe give a little insight into this prison

Posted by: cas on April 19, 2006 11:39 AM

Weird. This ad was created in 2004. Is it actually running again? At the time, Deustch saw it and ended up interviewing the girl on CNBC -- and guaranteed, on air, a spot for her in the Deutsch account exec training program.

Posted by: Tim Nudd on April 19, 2006 12:22 PM

Which all just mean Deutsch is going the ad vertising for NYIT:-)

Posted by: Steve Hall on April 19, 2006 12:41 PM

Almost sounded like you were describing the Yale Skull and Bones order.

Posted by: John on April 19, 2006 01:30 PM

the full ad is on the nyit web site: http://www.nyit.edu/admissions/campaign/ads/deutsch.html

Posted by: jess on April 19, 2006 03:22 PM

the full ad is on the nyit web site: http://www.nyit.edu/admissions/campaign/ads/deutsch.html

Posted by: jess on April 19, 2006 03:23 PM

I just modeled for an advertisement like that. The people that appear in these ads are actual students. NYIT contracts a company within the city to take students from the school and put them into an advertisement for the school. I am a student. I got asked to do it, and got paid. The student doesn't pay for the ad, the school does.

Posted by: viksra on June 18, 2007 06:36 PM

I just modeled for an advertisement like that. The people that appear in these ads are actual students. NYIT contracts a company within the city to take students from the school and put them into an advertisement for the school. I am a student. I got asked to do it, and got paid. The student doesn't pay for the ad, the school does.

Posted by: viksra on June 18, 2007 06:37 PM

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