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Altoids Wastes Time, Exploits Animated Workers?

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In Altoids Factory, which looks suspiciously like a Chinese sweatshop, assist two little men in the hefty task of turning plain Altoids into sour ones by creating clusters beside the proper packaging. The game is mystifying as we couldn't begin to guess what some of the packages are supposed to represent and thus wasted a lot of time putting 'toids beside the wrong containers resulting in no transformation of any kind.

Keep your dirty dealings to yourself, PR guy Al Toid. We will not take part in your shady time-wasting practices. Oh, and your music sucks too. - Contributed by Angela Natividad

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (3)     File: Bad, Games, Online     Dec- 8-06  

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Comments

Wow -- Angela's particularly cranky today. This is pretty fun if it is totally pointless.... but isn't all advertising pointless?

Posted by: Verne on December 8, 2006 02:07 PM

I wanted to hate it... I really, really did.... got to keep playing.

Posted by: Millie on December 8, 2006 08:02 PM

oh.....i've played altoids and after one hour i've got the point...after you understand it it's quite simple...i'm not telling u the scret.enjoy! i'm mean i know

Posted by: ana maria on December 9, 2006 06:00 AM

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