Ophelia Fancy Turns Tennis into Contact Sport

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This is a little old but it begged for coverage. For tennis players who never felt the cotton polo was sufficiently breathable, lingerie brand Ophelia Fancy will help you get scandalously skimpy for the next match.

Hey, it's hard to find a decent costume that doesn't come out of a plastic Halloween tote bag. And with Ophelia covering our dress-up fetishes (with pasties!) and Hot Milk keeping expectant mothers delectably scant, there's really no excuse to go on a-porting your favorite cotton boy shorts, is there?

by Angela Natividad    Jul-24-07   Click to Comment   
Topic: Brands, Good, Packaging   

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I bet she had to sit for a few minutes due to exhaustion after standing up with that piece of wood.

Seriously, are they putting models into giant Ronco dehydrators before shoots? It's disgusting and getting worse. Or maybe it seems to be getting worse because now I have a daughter to worry about. Sick bastards.

Posted by: pat smith on July 24, 2007 2:29 PM

this ad depicts in graphic detail why we all shop at Victoria's secret, not Ophelia's. VS ads show the delectably curvy woman we all aspire to be. This model is very, very scary. Put another 20 pounds on her and maybe she'd be able to fill out those pasties!

Posted by: brownrice on July 24, 2007 2:45 PM

this ad depicts in graphic detail why we all shop at Victoria's secret, not Ophelia's. VS ads show the delectably curvy woman we all aspire to be. This model is very, very scary. Put another 20 pounds on her and maybe she'd be able to fill out those pasties!

Posted by: brownrice on July 24, 2007 2:54 PM

It is not getting worse. I live in a college town and I see loads of girls at the pool. Yes, some are size 4 and 6, but they have actual meat and substance to their bodies. I am amazed because I think my bones skeleton alone without meat wouldn't fit in a size 4. I also see lots of high school kids at sports camps here and most of them look fine. I wouldn't worry so much about your daughter. Just send her out to play, you too, and the world you see is different.

Posted by: nancy on July 24, 2007 3:19 PM

Eew. This bag of bones needs to get her nannies to a plate of pasta, STAT!

Posted by: notasucka on July 24, 2007 3:29 PM

I'm going to qualify my last comment with a personal experience. At one time while sitting in a hospital waiting area, a young girl who looked like the girl pictured here, a extreme anorexic body, came up to me and sat on my lap and wanted to be held. It was just about moved to tears and asked the nurse if I could help her. The nurse said she has to help herself.

I don't think she was influenced much by ads. Some are, but then again there are some children that read Sidhartha and decide on a asceticism so do I blame the author or the literature department?

Posted by: nancy on July 24, 2007 3:48 PM

yea, me again...

I'd also like to give men a little bit of credit in looking at models and knowing what's good for them, rather than women looking at models and judging what they want or don't want.

The first playboy issue to completely sell out was Marilyn Monroe. The second was Katarina Witt. Neither of those two have skimpy thighs. Good looking, guys. Maybe the boobies were prominent, but they just had to have seen before what's under the fabric fluttering in the wind. And not just the passage way to that tunnel of -not love- but whatever: enjoyment (?). The whole assembly, man, the whole assembly.

Posted by: nancy on July 24, 2007 11:01 PM

HEY GUYS IM GONNA PUT A STOP TO THIS BECAUSE THIS MODEL IS A FRIEND OF MINE AND A FRIEND OF OPHELIA FANCY. I SEE HOW SHE LOOKS REALLY SKINNY IN THE PICTURE AND MORE SO WHERE SHE IS STRETCHING, BUT HONESTLY SHE IS NOT ANOREXIC AT ALL!! SHE IS NATURALLY TALL AND THIN SHE HAS BEEN THIS SIZE ALL HER LIFE. IN REGARDS TO OPHELIA FANCY, I WOULD RECCOMEND YOU LOOK AT THERE PHOTOS BEFORE JUDGING BECAUSE THEY ARE KNOWN FOR USING THERE FRIENDS ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. THEY JUST HAPPENED TO USE THERE FRIEND THIS TIME WHO IS TALL AND THIN. THEY HAVE USED ME LOTS OF TIMES FOR THERE SHOOTS AND IM A SIZE 10 AND CURVY.

THIS 1 PIC

ALSO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OF THE SHOW THEY DID WITH SEVERAL GIRLS INCLUDING THE GIRL IN THIS SHIT, SHE IS IN RED WITH AN UMBRELLA.

PEACE XX

Posted by: Carly on October 10, 2007 1:53 PM







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