Deutsch Jacks Off, Squirts Out Adsturbation

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Combining the theme of masturbation with the ever-unavoidable flashturbation, Deutsch has erected (I know, so fuckin' lame) Adsturbation, a site on which you can pump yourself up (again...so lame...sorry) while listening to your client, creative director, account guy and supposed-to-be-hot-but-not intern heap praise on you in the form of wacky platitudes. Combine that with the introductory copy "You work in advertising. It's Advertising Week. What better time to pleasure yourself with superlative praise. Why? Because it feels good...There are a few people who'd like to stroke your ego in private," and you've got what amounts to either a witty take on our ego-driven, attention-whoring, self-esteem-challenged industry or a tired, lame, over done joke a fifth grader thinks is funny and can't stop telling over and over and over until you want to scream "shit the fuck up" but you don't because, you know, you're supposed to be the role model. So which is it? You decide.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (5)     File: Agencies, Industry Events, Online     Sep-13-07  
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Comments

i swear, i think viewing this site via dial-up might be just as quick as via broadband.

i'll never get those 11 minutes of my life back, fuckers.

Posted by: ed on September 13, 2007 02:02 PM

i swear, i think viewing this site via dial-up might be just as quick as via broadband.

i'll never get those 11 minutes of my life back, fuckers.

Posted by: ed on September 13, 2007 02:03 PM

i swear, i think viewing this site via dial-up might be just as quick as via broadband.

i'll never get those 11 minutes of my life back, fuckers.

Posted by: ed on September 13, 2007 02:03 PM

It blows...just like the usual shit coming out of that disgusting agency.

Posted by: J-Broccoli on September 13, 2007 02:04 PM

Steve...
I posted on this last night on AdScam, complete with a loverrlly picture of Donny in his Speedo from my collection. This is living proof to anyone outside the biz that we are bunch of scum sucking twats. You just know the Intern visited Donney's casting couch where he showed her his "Big Idea!" This is the worst thing I've seen in fucking years. Whoever did this needs to be sent to Gitmo for fucking life.
Phew, I feel a little better now.
Cheers/George

Posted by: George Parker on September 13, 2007 03:35 PM

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