ABSOLUT PEAR VODKA Promoted With Gluttonous Snake
It's cool that snakes can stretch to accommodate their prey, but it's not really something we like to think about after seeing this image.
Florida is a truly fucked-up place.
Anyway, ABSOLUT VODKA is promoting its PEARS variation on 10,000 TouchTunes music systems from December 20th to January 4th. The creative will be comprised of alternating billboards: The one at left, and this one.
We want it on record that if snakes didn't creep us out, and if we happened to own one, it wouldn't eat pears. It would eat spider monkeys.
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I was drunk on Miller High Life in a bar in a suburb of Chicago that probably didn't even carry Absolut Pears...two local off-duty cops were fighting over a thin brunette who didn't care where she ended up...nearby, I was searching for "Little Sister," by Queens of the Stone Age on Touch Tunes, for which I would pay two credits...the ad showed up as the song was downloading...and that was the first time I saw it...it's 2007, can you people frequency cap your poorly placed ads? Offensive!